Richard Cheese

How is everyone this evening? Good? So glad you could join me.

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine does lounge covers of popular metal, rock, and alternative hits. There’s Blink-182 and Alanis and Slipknot.

Yes, Slipknot.

It’s just mind-blowingly awesome. It’s cheesy and funny and ironic and.. Well, hey, I didn’t come here to drop all these big words on you wonderful people. Just give it a try, and you’ll love it forever. Goes well with a dry vodka martini, or maybe some speed.

And everyone: Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole, too. And try the veal.

You’re beautiful.